《大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文【合集3篇】》

大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文（通用3篇）

大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文 篇1

我叫。上幼年时曾作过许多色彩斑斓的梦，当个播音员、或者当一名电视节目主持人是我的梦想。于是，我利用一切机会学播音，练演讲，说相声，打快板，表演舞蹈，主持节目。我参加爸爸所在部队的春节文艺晚会，我表演的快板书绕口令受到战士们的热烈欢迎。

我深深的知道，作一名合格的播音员或者电视节目主持人是一件非常不容易的事情，成长的道路上会有成功的喜悦，但更多的是失败的沮丧；会有收获的幸福，但更多的是耕耘的艰辛。但我有勇气、有决心去面对这一切。于是，今天，我站在了同学们中间。

我和在座的同学们一样，渴望展翅高飞，渴望将来有更大的发展空间，有施展才华的更广阔的天地。我想，有耕耘就会有收获。未来的四年里，由各位老师的倾情传授，我们一定会有一个无限美好的`未来。

好诗好画好山水，乡曲乡音乡情美，一曲龙船调，回绕洞庭北。两江汇流，三镇鼎立，九省通衢。我的家乡是湖北省的省会美丽的江城武汉。亲不够的是巍然屹立黄鹤楼，看不够的是晴川芳草鹦鹉洲，唱不够的是长堤画廊铺锦绣，爱不够的是东湖碧波荡温柔。

故乡不仅美丽，而且深邃。挥却世纪的风烟，掀开岁月的史册，美丽的江城，孕育了多少民族的精英、革命的先辈；谱写过多少_的诗章、不朽的赞歌。在她的身边，辛亥革命的钩刺挑落了封建君主最后一顶_；在她的胸前，无产阶级的铁锤迸出罢工怒潮的钢花铁火。浩浩荡荡的长江啊，是中国近代革命史最_的见证。

看不尽那里沧桑的叠映，讲不完那里历史的厚重，那截江流曾载走多少不屈的呐喊，那片土地曾淹没多少不死的英灵。那里曾飘走惆怅万千的孤帆远影，那里曾响起捣毁帝制的激烈炮声。那里的人民曾倾城出动，和祖国一起迎来新生；那里的人民曾充满豪情，欢呼改革大潮澎湃汹涌。今天，那里的大地已是硕果累累，那里的蓝天已是万里碧空，那就我可爱的家武汉市武昌城。

各位老师、同学们！我的叙述，可使您跃跃欲试？我的描绘，可使您心情激动？欢迎您到我的故乡去做客，欢迎您去游览江城的美景。

大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文 篇2

I am. Why don't I don't want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang!

I won't tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don't remember. You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too bad. My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must update at birth!

You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? You want to hit me? I killed also don't say. You put me killed. I also do the opening! Here is my age. My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little old. How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years old.

My daughter is always too short for me. In fact, I'm only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is that? Hey, it's 60 centimeters

You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash

I say first tenor singing. That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to sing. I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death!

Besides the 100 meter dash. I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together?

Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles you. Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn't? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to laugh. I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I'm irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a!!

大学如何幽默的自我介绍英语作文 篇3

Oh! Glad to meet you. My name is Zhang Mingnai 1000, you want to make friends with me? Don't worry, let me introduce myself.

My age, from birth to now has spent twelve "61" children's day. As for the man, hey, you don't see me not too tall, but my weight is not light, I am now. Ah, yes, the weight should be kept confidential, or I say, you must will laugh, I will go out and see how the acquaintance! Don't look fat, but my facial features look abnormal correct.

Look, a square face, two black eyes were grape like eyes filled with naughty, under the eyes straight nose like sculpture, not big mouth small, and articulate, so dad always said I grew up when I said the five comedy actor.Officer, you gave me a nickname - "Five", you don't laugh, tell the truth, I don't want to now and the CPC Central Commission for Discipline Inspection of Wu Guanzheng more than one level, my kids can have what level. However, when I grow up. This is something, first not talk about today right.

Speaking of my character, but a top lively little boy, but it is precisely because of this "lively", give me also leads to a series of "story". On one occasion, the teacher in the class thirty-second < a > tide, I suddenly remembered the summer with my dad to the Haining City, watching the tide the scene, so I this mouth cannot hold, until the teacher turned on the blackboard writing, I'll head into the table, just open your mouth, did not think the teacher will suddenly turn around, I end you.

As can be imagined for this talk in class, I do not know how much to criticize a teacher. However, you don't want to underestimate me if you listen to my advantage, will see look cheerful,I have to speak actively in class, homework every time I have very good, each big exam at the top of the school each semester I have praised the "outstanding student cadres" with me. How I can, the advantages outweigh its disadvantages.

To say my hobby, "bookworm" but my another nickname. You see, the morning opened his eyes to read, read the dinner time, every night before going to bed Baoshu often fall asleep, for me, sometimes I read more than dinner are important.

And my bed in addition to the book or books, mom had fun in my life the book of "Besieged City", said I was "faithful simulation of the great Mao Zedong." Oh, I'm flattered, who I also cannot do without let me happy let me worry let me let me enrich the progress of good friend book. In addition, I also very love of calligraphy and painting do not believe, you can come to my house to see, on the wall, there are five of my houseColorful, colorful "masterpiece", make sure your eyes.

This is me, a boy you still love, how do you want to make friends with me?